diese-wunden-waren-immer-dort:

Haha
diese-wunden-waren-immer-dort:

upsmary:

GOD :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD


Shit hahahahahaahaha
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spicy-vagina-tacos:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

i need to get fucked by something other than my life

180 thousand notes and guess who still hasn’t gotten laid

fahbulus:

sleep is for the people without internet access

unfollowryanross:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

of-mice-and-semen:

I’m glad for boobs cos you know when you’re eating chips and you sometimes drop one and it lands on your cleavage instead of the floor thanks boobs I owe you one 


If you’re a teen you must follow this blog.
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Anonym asked:
stalkst du auch personen wenn du eifersüchtig bist ?

narbenuebernherz:

ich stalke nicht, ich recherchiere

im gonna be hot in a few years i swear

"Ich kipp’ mir Bier übern’ Kopf, damit keiner sieht, dass ich am heulen bin"
K.I.Z (via schnapsliebe)